Joke Shop

hello all dear Qawma
here you can add your jokes,funny events and funny memories

Khanda namaki zindagi ast.

as most of us are mohajeer so i think it would be great to come around and make each other laugh for a while and make our brokens hearts happy with yours love dear qawma.

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Permalink Reply by mischivious on March 10, 2009 at 2:19pm: Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai"
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Hedayat on June 28, 2008 at 10:00pm: salam qawmaye gul,,yak joke ra ma ham mogam az Mullah Nasrudin

Mullah Nasrudin was fixing his roof one day when a friend approached his house.
His friend called out."""Excuse me" Nasrudin, could you please come down here for a moment?
Nasrudin put down his tools and climbed down his roof to meet his friend.His friend then asked""could i borrow some money?
Nasrudin thought for a moment,then beckoned to his friend,
""please"" could you join me on my roof for a moment?
the friend climbed upon the roof followed by the Mullah who then exclaimed,
I HAVE NO MONEY"""""; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Musa-Haidari on August 16, 2008 at 10:14am: روزی رفقای ملا از ملا دعوت کرد تا با ایشان به گردش برود و ملا هم پذیرفت دعوت رفقاش ، راه افتادن همینطور که میرفتند در راه با گاوی برخورد کردند که گاو به شدد بوغ بوغ میکرد، بعد رفقای ملا، ملا را به تمسخر گفت که ملا گاو با تو کار دارد. ملا هم به درنک بطرف گاو رفت یگ دو دوری زد پهلوی گاو وبرگشت، بعد رفقاش پرسید از ملا که گاو چی گفت؟ ملا درجواب گفت : که گاو از من دل خور بود که چرا با این «خرا» گردش آمده ای
هاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاههههههه هه هه هه هه ه ههه هه هه هه هه; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by mischivious on March 10, 2009 at 2:26pm: ahahahhaha nice joke hedayat!
here u go one more
Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?
Mad Professor: It's called a window; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on July 2, 2008 at 6:46pm: tansxbrother hedayat for the nice joke

yak roz yak nafar az kharij maya
baz mardoom da poorsidani musafirha maya
baz yaki az modaron wa padaron mepoorsad ki bachem chotor bood?sehatman bood?
baz en Mard jawab midya ki walla beche shom amonja Meda(stomach) shi kam besoor shooda bood ghadar pepsi mepsi mokhord.
baz Padar wa Modari bechara gap namizna pas khana maya ki bacheshi telefon mona

Modar shi telefon ra migra baz sari bache kho qor mosha ki bachem da enja ciggaret mekashidin,Naswar mezadin ma kho howsila kadom tu ra gap nazadom
alle tu Pepsi am mikshi; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on July 15, 2008 at 4:45pm: hahahha nice joke tanx MR.Azira

once a person goes to India and after one month his friend calls fim and asks him that
Friend: how is Indian language?
: he replies its very easy.
Friend:ok what are you doing now?
:Mei Andha kartha hoo.
Friend: ha ha ha what?
:why are you laughing im frying eggs
Friend:nice keep it up your indian is great; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on July 15, 2008 at 4:46pm: 2 tourist jahon gardi mekard

1:dar kuja rasida em?
2:dast kho az motar beroon mekonad boi mekonad megoyad dar Paris
1:baz chan waqt az safar meguzarad mepoorsad ki dar kuja rasida em?
2:baz ham dast kho az motar beroon mekonad boi kada megoyad dar Qandahar
1:en bar dar kuja rasifa em ?
2:dast az motar beroon kada zood dakhil mekonad megoyad dar Pakistan.
1:chura? chi shood? az kuja famidi?
2:da paris boi kadom gul boi dad.dar Qandahar boi kadom naswar boi dad.pakistan ki dist kho az motar kashidom dozdi kard soatim ra dozdi kard; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on July 31, 2008 at 6:14pm: Useful Work Phrases
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. Ahhh, I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14. No, my powers can only be used for good.

15. How about never? Is never good for you?

16. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

17. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

19. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

21. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

23. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

24. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

25. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on July 31, 2008 at 6:15pm: Before it starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."

The man sighs and says, "It's started..."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on July 31, 2008 at 6:16pm: The honeymoon is over
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"

No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"

"Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Musa-Haidari on August 14, 2008 at 7:46am: یه نفر دزدی كرده بوده پليس هم دنبالش

بعد به سرعت خودشو ميندازه توی جوب.

پليسه ميگه : چي كار ميكنی؟

ميگه : به شما ربطی نداره اینجا مربوط به نيروی درياييه; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Zahir Hussain on August 17, 2008 at 8:53pm: hahahha oooo yeah u r right
tanx alot dear Musa n Babata for their nice jokes
it was very kind of you dears for the nice jokes

hope to hear from you dears more n more jokes
Gud luck to all our dear qawma
keep smiling dears; ▶ Reply to This